As many women know, the idea of a 'lads' holiday' can leave you full of dread.
But
one woman came up with a handy solution by creating a 'rule book' for
her boyfriend ahead of his trip to Magaluf, Spain, with his friends.
Whitney
Travers, from Edinburgh, curated a hilarious 10-step rule book for
boyfriend Kieran Lumsden ahead of his jaunt abroad in the hope of
putting him off getting up to anything mischievous.
Kieran, who
works in a supermarket and is currently sunning himself on the Spanish
island with his friends, shared the book on Twitter with the caption:
'Whitneys took psychoness to a new level' [sic].
The
book, which she created using colourful pens, glitter and palm tree
illustrations, began with rule 1: 'Make sure your phone is charged at
ALL times! Phone me at least once a day (2 mins)'.
Her second
rule quite clearly conveyed her opinion on cheating - and she even made
threats, writing: 'No girls whatsoever. Don't look. Don't talk. Do not
touch!!!!!! (Cheat and I will destroy everything Celtic, I will also
make your life a living hell. Kim will be told too.)'
Rule three followed a similar theme, with Whitney warning her boyfriend: 'Do not follow girls on social media.'
She also warned him against getting any inkings, stating: 'TATTOO = NAW, you'll be checked when you get home.'
Showing her caring side, rule five stated: 'DON'T mix drink! "DRUGS ARE FOR MUGS".'
Rules
six, seven and eight reverted to theme of avoiding the opposite sex,
with Whitney writing: 'If on boat party, no drinking games with the
opposite sex', 'stay in your own bed!' and 'Dinny buy girls drink. That
money can be spent on me.'
She also reminded Kieran to text 'Kim' - presumably his mother - every day. 'Text Kim every day! She'll be worrying,' she said.
Rule
ten, again, warned her beau against coming into contact with members of
the opposite sex. 'You tell every girl about me ok - if someone flirts,
WALK AWAY,' she stated.
Whitney
signed off her rules with one final word of warning, writing: 'NO
PHOTOS WITH RANDOM GIRLS OR SC STORIES', and added: 'Have a nice flight,
stay safe.'
Kieran's post has garnered 12,000 likes and over 5,000 retweets with men and women sharing differing views.
One man wrote: 'She's lucky she's no single after that tae be honest' and another added: 'she's got you wrapped up' [sic].
Other men tagged their girlfriends in the post, with many writing: 'This is something you'd do'.
Women who clearly empathised with Whitney wrote: 'Why didn't I think of that' and 'Smart gal that'.