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13 Jul 2016

Kim Jong-un’s propaganda chiefs have claimed they have discovered a cancer-curing elixir - WATER

The spring water which gushes from a mountain close to the North Korean capital Pyongyang is said to have energy-giving properties and according to Kim's regime it can help North Korean workers toil until they are 90.
It is now being bottled and sold to Kim’s 27 million subjects "to prevent cancer and ageing".
It is not the first outlandish claim to come out of the secretive state.
Kim’s dad Kim Jong-Il apparently shot a 38-under par round on the country’s only golf course in 1994, including 11 holes-in-one. He then decided to retire from the sport for ever.
He was also said to change the weather through power of thought, learned to walk at three weeks old and was talking at eight weeks.
A report on the qualities of his son’s life-saving liquid released by the regime revealed: “Native villagers call it a “clear water” that gives mysterious energy. Many people over 90 are still healthy and working on the field.
“Researchers recently found out the water consists of smaller molecules.
“There are nano tracks in human’s cell membrane and only smaller molecule water can pass it.
“Such water is absorbed rapidly into human body to promote metabolism of cells and works as antioxidant to prevent the accumulation of peroxides, retard aging and prevent cancer.”
The water, likened to France’s famous Evian, is bottled in a factory at the foot of Mt Koryong.
The report added: “Geologists and management officials of the spring water factory have not yet measured the exact volume of water.
However, much they pump the water, it never diminishes.”
Kim’s scientists also claim to have more than 50 other anti-cancer treatments made from locally found plants like milkweed.
A newspaper in the hermit state revealed: “The Korea Oriental Medicine Development Centre has developed over 50 anti-cancer medicines that help accelerate immunity function and promote health.
“They are all made from extracts of medicinal materials and do neither addict their users nor produce side effects even if they are used for a long time.”
Boffins even claim to have developed an ointment from plants that dissolves tumours.
North Korean scientist Ryu Il Nam promised his people: “Cancer is not an incurable disease. We’ll continue to develop efficient anti-cancer drugs to protect human lives.”
Kim Jong-Il also wrote six full operas in two years, “all of which are better than any in the history of music,” according to his official biography, and wrote 1,500 books during his time at Kim Sung Il University.
A servant inspected every grain of rice served to him, removing any with ‘minor flaws’.

Euro 2016: Man kills himself after losing his last savings on bet for France to win

A man killed himself after losing his last savings on a bet that France would win the Euro 2016 final.
Fidel Nikitin, 27, hoped the £2,300 gamble would allow him to clear his debts but Portugal went on to beat the host nation on Sunday.
The mobile phone salesman, from Izhevsk, Russia, left a message on his social media account after the 1-0 defeat saying: "Thank you and forgive me."
Police said he walked onto the Ludzya-Izhevsk railway track and did not flinch as a train sounded a warning.
The driver said he had no time to stop after seeing the man on the track, it was reported.
Relatives revealed university educated Fidel was deeply shocked after Portugal beat France to win the tournament.
Fidel had taken out a series of loans but was unable to pay them back.
He had hoped winning the bet would allow him to repay his debts.

Birthmark: Beautiful Lady covered in moles has overcome cruel words from those who sought to bring her down

A women who has been bullied all of her life for her moles and birthmarks says she will not let the haters bring her down.
Yulianna Yussef was labelled a 'Dalmatian' thanks to the marks covering her back, legs and arms.
Ms Yussef has a very large black mole covering almost all of her back and admits being bullied over her appearance throughout most of her childhood .
But the Ukrainian has built up an Instagram following of more than 16,700 thanks to her positive outlook.
Her marks - moles and beauty spots - are caused by a genetic condition called congenital melanocytic nevus - which only occurs in less than 1% of the population worldwide.
Followers will be familiar with Ms Yussef's favoured hashtag #bareyourbirthmarks and she has told her fans online: "I’m alive! I’m a happy person, I have a friends, a family which supports me, a job I like... So... I'm almost just like you... ;)"
The 26-year-old hasn't had it easy, she admits: "I was called a Dalmatian dog , a cow, a giraffe [at school] but I was optimistic and learned not to pay too much attention to it."
Now she's being recognised by fans online, including kiiirrra who commented: "You are extremely beautiful and very inspiring. My 5-month-old daughter was born with a large birthmark and is continuing to get small ones. Some days I feel sad but your posts make me feel better... Thank you for sharing."
asking about repost !Today i want to tell you about one important subject for me, it concerns to thousands people like me. However, this conversation will be about my particular feelings. As you can see in the photo, my skin is not the same as yours. And it is very noticeable because I'm all strewn with brown spots of various sizes, which are called - #birthmarks . It is not hereditary and occurs with one person per 500.000 The most common question I hear is “where did they come from?”. Well, I was born like that. There can be a lot of guesses, assumptions and other things, but nobody knows the true origin ( except the physiological processes in the body, such as the generation of abnormal (excessive substance called " #melanin ", which gives the pigmentation). In those times when I was born doctors didn’t face with such diagnosis at least in Ukraine and gave not favorable prognosis. But my mom has never gave up and didn’t listen to anyone , she was always looking for any information. You even cannot imagine how many people we met and how many treatments we have tried. Only when I turned 7 years old, we found out how it is called and how people can live with this. Moreover, it is possible to do a surgery , such as skingrafting. In my case it could be more than 12 operations. But of course no one gave promises or any guarantees that it will not exacerbate my condition. We decided not to do that cause of personal reasons which I prefer not to point. So why I am writing this? In order to try to convey people once again that I and such people are not "lepers". No need to feel an aversion to us, all the people on Earth have birthmarks (Vetiligo etc.) on theirs body. We just have them in bigger quantities and in different sizes. I can give you one simple example of my life. I love summer and sun which is forbidden for people with moles., as well as many other joys of this time of year. But when the heat comes – it becomes a disaster for me cause it is very difficult morally to put on some open clothes Why? Why do I feel slighted? Because the majority of people are beginning to show with all their appearance that I differ from them.CONTINUE 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻
A photo posted by Yulianna Yussef (@yulianna.yussef) on
Another, julian.cro, said: "You look prettier every day" and allurermakeup added: "You’re stunningly beautiful."
However, Ms Yussef admits that her family were once very worried about her condition, saying: "From the first moment of my birth it was visible that something was wrong with my skin.
"Doctors were shocked because they had never seen such an extreme case.
"There were lots of moles all over my small body and they said to my family that they didn't know how much time I would stay alive.
"They gave me only hours, everyone was so depressed, but I was stubborn and continued to live for days which then turned into weeks, then months and then years and I'm still here."

Lamar Odom PICTURED drunk on plane after throwing up

Lamar Odom has left fans concerned for his health after being pictured throwing up on a plane and reportedly stumbling about drunk.
The former sportsman , who almost died after a drugs binge in a brothel late last year, appears to be back on the booze and a passenger took pictures on Snapchat of his recent worrying relapse on a flight to New York, after he was removed.
Snaps show the towering star sitting in his seat, heading to the toilet, and a pile of vomit in the aisle, along with the caption: "When Lamar odom throws up on the plane."
Khloe Kardashian's estranged husband was reportedly spotted at LA strip club 4Play Gentleman's Club on Monday afternoon hours before heading to Los Angeles International Airport.
He was allegedly spotted drinking beer and whisky before boarding the plane, where he threw up a number of times.
After taking his seat, eyewitnesses told TMZ the former athlete jumped up and vomited in the galley, before walking into the bathroom where he threw up again with the door wide open.
As he emerged from the toilet, Lamar reportedly had sick on his clothes.
Lamar, who has a history of drug and alcohol abuse, was reportedly escorted off the plane "gently" by attendants while cabin crew cleaned up the mess.
But he then reappeared 10 minutes later and again took his seat in the first class area of the plane, before taking another visit to the bathroom and leaving the plane for the last time.

Khloe Kardashian flashes nipples in sheer top and tight pants as she steps out

Khloe Kardashian put on a revealing display as she showed off her incredible figure - and a lot more - during a walk in the sun.
The reality star - who was filming scenes for Keeping Up With The Kardashian in Agoura Hills, California on Tuesday - stepped out in an eye-wateringly tight pair of black skinny jeans that perfectly framed her famous curves.
The TV beauty made sure her bum and legs were the focus of attention as she walked over to her SUV after the shoot.
Khloe kept it simple with her racy look, going without a bra as she flashed her nipples in a tight black vest top.
She was putting on a brave face as she stepped out after letting rip on Twitter after she was told she should be doing more to help her estranged husband Lamar Odom.

Excited female tourist poses for photos with orangutans as apes grabs her breasts

Each day, thousands of tourists holidaying in Bangkok visit Safari World to meet animals and capture some novelty wildlife snaps.
But one female tourist was left shocked recently when an orangutan she was posing next to wrapped his arms around her and grabbed hold of both of her breasts.
In a video uploaded to Reddit, the woman can be seen sitting on a bench in the 'Jungle Walk' section of the park and preparing to snap a photo with two very friendly orangutans.
The two apes pull cheesy grins for the photograph - one of them cheekily placing his hand on her breast as she poses. 
He remains in position as she snaps a quick selfie of the pair of them, the woman laughing at the situation and appearing amused by the friendliness of the tame apes. 
She then stands up and, after being directed by staff to put her arms up, the orangutan wraps his arms around her waist.
The ape then grasps both of her breasts and flashes a playful grin for the camera.
The woman bursts into laughter before walking away from the two orangutans and rejoining her friends. 
The Safari World park is known for their animal experiences, with many attending the park to view white tiger shows, marine attractions and tropical birds.

Kanye West shares sweet message in memory of late mother from North

Kanye West has posted a throwback photo of himself alongside his mother Donda in her memory on what would have been her birthday.
The Power rapper shared a sweet message on his Twitter page to his mum about his three-year-old daughter North.
“Nori asked if the airplane could take her to heaven to see you for your birthday, I love you Mom (sic),” he wrote.
Meanwhile his wife, Kim Kardashian, also retweeted a special message from a fan account – which read: “ #HappyBirthdayDondaWest Thank you for the son you raised so beautifully. Rest Peacefully,” and shared footage of Kanye and his mother.

Dakota Johnson goes topless for some more raunchy Fifty Shades scenes

Dakota Johnson set pulses racing as she was spotted going topless for some more raunchy Fifty Shades scenes.
The actress, who plays Anastasia Steele in the upcoming flick, flashed her nipples as she was spotted filming with hunky co-star Jamie Dornan.
Dressed in a skimpy pair of yellow briefs and her bare breasts on full show, Dakota showed fans of the sexy S&M flicks that they're in for a real treat with the second installment.
The stunning star was pictured during filming on a beach in Nice, France.
The upcoming film - the follow-up to 2014's blockbuster - is the second adaptation from E.L. James' erotic thriller.
Dakota - reprising her role as Anastasia Steele - showed off her gorgeous slim figure in the skimpy two-piece as she strutted around on set.

Lamar Odom partied at Strip Club with an unidentified Woman before Plane incident

Lamar Odom partied at a strip club with an unidentified woman just before he boarded the Delta plane on Monday, July 11. He was removed from the flight after getting wasted in the airport lounge and vomiting on the plane.
In some photos obtained by E! News, Lamar was seen leaving 4Play Gentlemen's Club in Los Angeles with a woman. The former Los Angeles Lakers player fought with a photographer once he realized he had been sighted.
When asked about his family, Lamar told the photographer, "This is my family you're talking about. Everything I do is about my family." When the photographer asked further about his family, Lamar said, "What are you talking about?" He pointed to the strip club behind him and said, "Would you want that?" He then asked the photographer to show him the pictures he got before cursing at him.
According to eyewitnesses, Lamar was seen carrying a clear container with a green substance inside, although it was not clear what it was.
On Tuesday morning, Khloe Kardashian took to Twitter to respond to comments regarding Lamar's drunken plane incident, posting a frowning emoji. A fan wrote to her, "It's out of your hands Khlo." Khloe replied, "Just pray."
Another user posted, "Instead of running the streets with Mr.!steal your girl you need to be helping your HUSBAND." Khloe responded, "@Tamantha_5 stay in your f***ing lane little girl. You know nothing about anything. You're a sheep herded by society."

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