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5 Dec 2013

6 Clues That Birthday Boy Jay Z Is Actually an Immortal Being

6 Clues That Birthday Boy Jay Z Is Actually an Immortal Being

There is bound to be a glamorous celebration, filled with gorgeous people and fare catering to Jay Z's new vegan diet, but we are more concerned about the mystery that surrounds this man. How is it that Jay Z is 44 when he still looks 28?

The answer is simple. Jay Z is immortal. One of those rumored humans who happened upon the fountain of youth and shall now remain ageless and eternally awesome. To support our theory – that is obviously cemented in scientific fact – here are 6 signs that H.O.V.A. is truly immortal.

1. He's Planning a Trip to Space

6 Clues That Birthday Boy Jay Z Is Actually an Immortal Being
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